HOW TO TALK TO HOT STRANGERS IN PUBLIC

1. you can’t

darlinglittlenarcissist:

precumming:

Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins

Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.

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Maisie Williams reacting fact that “selfie” was chosen as Oxford’s word 2013

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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Things I Learned from Harry Potter:

captainmarvel:

  • Cats can’t read maps or signs
  • There’s no post on Sundays
  • You can’t cancel Quidditch
  • None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall

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school makes me feel like i should throw myself into a river

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

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Tags: omfg

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

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"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! 

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Tags: awesooome


ginny weasley is a great fucking character and if you can’t see that you probably only watched the movies

ginny weasley is a great fucking character and if you can’t see that you probably only watched the movies

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Cats or dogs? Dogs. Dogs, definitely.

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bewbin:

pemsylvania:

once I tried cereal with water

WATER U DOING

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